Keep Your Body Parts Please. Legal, Investigative and Consulting Help, Cash Accepted Keep your bodily organs to yourself!   Now let's get serious. Eric T. Dixon & Associates, LLC is available to provide certain legal services, and strategic analysis and other business consulting services to small businesses and individuals committed to doing things the right way.   The firm is run by Eric Dixon, an attorney admitted to practice in New York in 1995 and New Jersey in 1996 and a 1994 graduate of Yale Law School.   Legal services include investigative, research, general advisory services, dispute resolution, negotiations, contract review and conflict resolution where necessary or advisable.  Investigative work is done the right way, without the "pretexting" problems present with a certain major software company, and involves a hands-on synthesis and analysis of retrieved information, so the results are more than a computerized "database" search.   Non-legal business consulting services are also provided.   Call our office at 212-386-7632 to set up an appointment to discuss your needs.  The firm has significant expectations for clients.  The firm demands that its clients be serious, law-abiding and respectful of both the attorney-client relationship and the importance of legal services.  (Scroll down for more draconian warnings as to what type of clients this firm will not work with. Clients must meet a "smell test" both before and during the course of representation.  If this makes you hesitate for even a second, please take your business elsewhere.   Thank you.)   The firm will not work on contingency and does not extend credit.   Moreover, there are no "free consultations," but try the Yellow Pages if that is what you want. The firm does not handle bankruptcy or debt-collection matters on either the debtor or creditor side, and is not a debt-relief agency.    To inquire as to whether it may be appropriate for this firm to represent you, call our office at 212-386-7632.   All client representations require an initial, in-person meeting before representation is considered and commenced.   (Please understand...an attorney-client relationship is not formed or inferred by your visiting this site or e-mailing this firm.)    Consulting clients must meet the same standards.      This website and all contents herein are designed for general, informational purposes only. The information presented at this site should not be interpreted or used as, nor construed to be, formal legal advice nor as the formation of a lawyer/client relationship.     CAUTION and WARNING:  All prospective and actual clients are advised that representation and any professional relationship may be declined or terminated at the firm's discretion if the firm determines or believes that its advice or services are being, or may be, used deliberately by such clients in the furtherance or concealment of improper, illegal, fraudulent or illicit activities or objectives, advice is being ignored or disregarded, or if any prospective or actual client (including any affiliate, owner or partner thereof) is believed by the firm to be engaging in such activities, acting in furtherance of illegal or illicit objectives or taking actions which indicate possible concealment of such activities or objectives.   (c) 2004  Eric T. Dixon & Associates, LLC.  All rights reserved.   No part of this website or the text hereof may be reproduced, replicated or duplicated without the express prior written consent of Eric T. Dixon & Associates, LLC.